Sally Sparrow Blinked

Welcome to the Hunger-Who-Lock School of Witchcraft & Wizardry.

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via princess--babe)

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(via thetamponfairy)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via princess--babe)

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself

(via princess--babe)

fuckyeaheda:

Wearing a sundress all summer so I can be ready to lift it up and sit on your face at any given point.

(via nataliemeansnice)